What if we had a mind thoughts to a text converter?

What if there's a smart watch that monitors your thoughts and displays a report for it? What if you got a notification for your mind report, similarly like you did for your daily screen time report?

I chose to practise this exercise today,  from the moment I woke up from my afternoon nap till I brewed a cup of Kadak chai for my mother and myself! Let's take a look at it: 

Kyo hai yaaaar itni thand!  Arushi: You don't have to keep whining just because you have to leave your blanket and get up . There are just 10 minutes left for mum to finish her online lessons, and if you don't have tea ready  by then, you will have it from her. 

Okay, that's alright. I'm going to get up. 

I have around 5 minutes of buffer left. 

Why do these construction workers make such noise?

Dude, you just got up. Stop YAWNING 

This post Covid hairfall is really a thing!. Aree yaar. What if I lose my hair? Hello. Keep your mouth shut. If you put a lot of stress on it., You'll lose even more hair. Okay.  Still, yaar! Itne Baal jhadd rahe hai :(  

Anyway. Notification on WhatsApp: Dekhu k nahi?   Arushi no: The source of all problems is social media. Dont check it and hence now seems to be a good time to prepare chai. 

But don't forget to wish your bachpan ki dost a happy birthday as well! 

I'll do it after chai! Everything is better after chai. 

But I'll have to give up my heater for it! Oh, my God! It's so friggin cold.   

However, we are going to make chai on a stove right?. That can be used as a replacement na? Seh lenge ye judai!  Huh.. In life, I believe I can be a motivator as well! :P

For 2 cups of chai, how many pints of water should I use? Really, dude? I've prepared chai an incalculable number of times, so why do I keep double-checking with myself? 

How and where did my chai masala go? This mother, no, she'll clean the kitchen and I'll be unable to locate my things! 

Thankfully got it! After adding it, I hope I added chai masala and not garam masala! What nonsense! :P Again self doubt! 

Waaahhh Chaiii!  What is this aroma of adrak, tea leaves, and chai masala brewing together? If there is paradise on earth, it is here in my vessel of chai :P 

Thank you, O god, for the gaseous state and garam vapours! In these chilly temperatures, this is a lifesaver. 

Tu marz hai dawa bhi.. Par aadat hai meri.. This Deepika looks so amazing no.. I ll pakka watch Gehraiyan! 

You have just done 2/10 To Do list things: Better forget Gehraiyan and focus on that: P Do these post Chai.

Aaah.. I have the perfect colour of my chai. Nah, I don't believe in soulmates, but .. Chai is my soulmate par! ( IFYKYK)

Remember all of this, Arushi; you need to go write stuff down for the article! :P 

In the midst of it all, Mom appears and says, "This entire warmth is not for you. :P Give me also some desi heater!"

We both chuckle heartily and take our separate cups of chai, along with some freshly fried Aaloo papad, to enjoy! It's just a typical evening with Mom! 

But here's my report on my thoughts: 

The total number of thoughts is 4567. 

4003 distracting and self doubt thoughts 

Thoughts on #Khudkitareef: 56 

Thoughts of gratitude: 45 

460 random musings 

3 overacting ( 50rs should be cut for this!)

This is only a snapshot of the >10k ideas we experience on a daily basis! I hope we take reasonable care. I wish we were more conscious and put some of these on DND or even switched on Focus mode like we do for our digital well-being! 

But, you know, if only everything had been as simple as it appears to be!